[Digital drawing created with MS Paint!]
Okay, I live in the Pacific Northwest ON PURPOSE! I like summers in the mid-60s with rain at least a few times per week. I like green and trees and mellow temperatures... But for some damn reason, this year we've already had several days over 100 degrees (f), and there are more coming! WTF??? I don't do well in heat---AT ALL! You should definitely feel sorry for me... (I hope I survive to make it to the fall.....)
---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)