After an unmistakably accurate translation of the first ████ contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life over the ███ radio, developed and performed by Leningrad's ████ ██ bureau, a decision was made to perform a █████ transplantation procedure.
The host - ██ ███ was carefully picked from the ████ supply of volunteers. Despite unprecedented safety measures, the resulting life form managed to ██████. A ████ █████ is ongoing, ███ █████ is advised.
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Real-world rare Soviet-era pins, narrated by AI-generated voice and with AI-generated music.