Let’s get something out of the way, yes, I’m a culantro plant. With a U. Eryngium Foetidum. Please spare me the cilantro jokes. I’ve heard them all. Who am I? That’s what I aim to find out. Oh, don’t think that the impossibility of my predicament hasn’t escaped my notice. A talking culantro plant? What gives? Yet here I am cruising down the highway on my flying self-watering pot towards some unknown destination. How did this come to pass and why? Trust me, I’m as stumped as you are. The road ahead is uncertain and fraught with peril. Where will it lead? What will I find out? As the sky fades to purple, I see the haze across the bay, and I think of a distant home in a forgotten land. ~~~ Thank you for reading the story and checking out my art. The image in this NFT is a JPEG, 1024 x 1024 px at 300 dpi.