Living Tree

It's a living tree. It lives. It also has a good sense of humour. Real trees are too expensive for you? They grow too slow? They always make a mess with their pesky dead leaves? Don't want armies of insects and birds invading your lovely home and garden? Tired of defending your tree from the neighbours kids, wanting to steal your fruits? Well fellow nature lover, here is the solution! NFTrees! Cheaper than most trees! Already fully grown! No maintenance needed! Infinite durability! Resistent againt pests and diseases! Portable, you can take them anywhere! And many many more features! Impress your friends and family by buying an NFTree, NOW!