"Nifty Fake Cash (Series 001)" by Richard F. Yates

[Digital creation. 2020.] Need some cash? Of course you do. We all need cash---unless we're one of the LIZARD PEOPLE, in which case, we're doing fine. But YOU, I'm pretty sure that YOU need some cash. We'll, I've minted some fancy NIFTY CASH for all the digital currency fans out there! Sure it's fake, but that doesn't mean it's WORTHLESS. Worth less than WHAT? Some national FIAT? That shit's going DOWN in value right now. This digital stuff, though... See where I'm going with this??? (Not financial advice. In fact, if you take financial advice from a person who mentions "lizard people," you probably deserve what you get!!!) ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)