[Ink on reclaimed cardboard with digital embellishments, color, and cosmic horror.]
This piece started when @clayboyn fell asleep at work and his hand was possessed by an entity from some dark, unspeakable dimension, which then drew this strange figure on a piece of cardboard (a figure that is spouting LIES! LIES!!! about the value of NFT art!) Clayboyn was rightfully concerned and sent the image to me for analysis. As I surmised, it was FULL of DARK MAGICKS and SUPER-GOTH-SCIENCE. I ran the piece through a full spectral-laser-ectoplasphosphine test, and there can be no doubts. Cursed. The image is cursed. If you've looked at it, they YOU are cursed, too. If you're reading this...sorry. It's too late for you...
You're only hope is FULL IMMERSION THERAPY. You must toughen your spectral/astral body (just as exposure to a small amount of polio can help your body fight against an infestation by polio demons), by PURCHASING one of the few tokenized editions of this work and exposing yourself to it for at least ten minutes a day for the next 666 days. I've tried to infuse the image with as much proto-hydro-fluo-methodexashlack as I could (but I'm using an old laptop, or I would have been able to add much more... My BIG computer was stolen by a mutant raccoon a few nights ago...who says I owe him money, but I PAID HIM BACK. Don't believe him, just because he has that cute fur-mask thing on his eyes. The dude is ruthless...)
So, yeah. Buy one these, so you aren't possessed and start making weirdo art, too. Save yourself before it's too late!!!
---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool) & Clayboyn (Victim of Interdimensional Possession and Philosopher)
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Collection: Trash for Life (In the Haunted Honeycomb)
