Now announcing the NFT Showroom credit card, backed by infinity! You can purchase as many NFTs you want, with no limits! All your purchases go into an infinity line of credit!*
This card entitles you to enjoying a brand-new way to purchase NFTs, with infinity as the virtual-backing elemental device which holds this zany new concept together!*
Infinity-backing is just a fancy way of saying that you can purchase internet magic money-enabled NFT-ized virtual digital goods throughout infinity and beyond with literally zero consequences! Inifinity has got your back! And infinitely looping GIFS make this infinity-backed credit card POSSIBLE. For the first time in history!
The nature of animated GIFS ensures that this card is an infinity-backed credit card . As humans, our desires are infinite, there is literally no end to what we desire. So why not create a credit card back by infinity?
As you can see, the numbers on this credit card never end! They go on infinitely! (Well they would have if I had made an extra 17 images to complete the infinity loop. But don't worry, there will be more cards!)
My NFT Showroom credit card is superior to anything else on the market right now because I am the very first to offer an infinity-backed credit card! You can become part of history!
Hurry up! There will only ever be 13 of these cards in the entire world! There are lots of credit card offers out there, but none are backed by infinity!
Try out the QR code, it leads to NFT Showroom!
* I hope people realize that this is all entirely made up bs. lol.