Official Transvaxxite Identify Card

This NFT and its likeness functions as PoT (or Proof of Transvaxxite) and hereby certifies that its holder sexually identifies as medically vaccinated. Record of this brave event is recorded forever on the immutable blockchain currently identifying as HIVE. Holders of any paper, laminate, or PVC copies of this NFT's likeness can feel free and are authorized to share in many of the same benefits as the NFT holder, save for any bragging rights implying dominion over this rare work of meme magick.