"Crazy Crackers" by Richard F. Yates (HF)

[Sharpie on found cardboard.] They were rough and tumble snacks with chips on their shoulders and salt in their veins. Sure they were flaky, but when it came to THE CRUNCH, these wacky fellows were ready to rumble...or crumble...a bit of both, really! ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)