"Fuzzy Goblin" by Richard F. Yates (HF)

[Gitzy, our 15 year old Himalayan, watching us eat lunch---with a bit of exaggeration of her facial expression by yours untruly.] Gitzy is old and grouchy, and she has a single tooth that sticks out from her bottom jaw over her top lip. She looks like an Oni, to me! And she wants our food, but if we give it to her, we know she's just going to horf it up, so... Impasse---and staring contest... ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)