"Prepare for the Unexpected" by RFY (HF)

[Liner pen on notebook page with digital collage (a photograph of a paper fortune), embellishments, and color.] I got a fortune cookie a couple of days ago with dinner that suggested I should prepare for the unexpected... Since it isn't expected, I don't know what it is, and as such I have no friggin' idea how to prepare for it! Unless it's a U.F.O. Then I know what to do... ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)