[Digital drawing created on my phone...]
The RED VHS creatures are the common variety. There are more than a dozen of them, now, and there is evidence that they've infiltrated the government and even the military. HOWEVER! I have infused each of these NFTs with a magical shield mechanism that can help the purchaser contain the evil beasts, if the creatures get too close! (Protect yourself and your loved ones! Buy NFTs!!!)
---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)