"Out of a Clear Blue Sky" by RFY

I was just taking a photo of the nice, blue sky above my front yard---when SUDDENLY I spotted a strange object!!! It made no noise, but my teeth hurt as it hurtled overhead. I think it was probably swamp gas---or a renegade soap bubble produced by a talented kid with a big bubble-wand! (That's probably it...) ---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)