[Digital drawing created with my phone.]
Most of the monsters that I show to people are hideous beasts but with good hearts (even if they sometimes have more than one.) This is not the case with Cruncha Muncha. He's downright evil and will bite the shit out of you. (And then laugh about it.) AND, if you didn't notice, one of his hearts is on the outside of his body (and it's not very pleasant either!) Just avoid. If you see him coming down the street (even if he's crying) go to the other side of the street, ASAP!
---Richard F. Yates (Holy Fool)